Sucks to Suck

Mashing up everyone’s favorite anxious cartoon dog with the most painfully out-of-his-depth soldier in cinematic history, this design is a tribute to those stuck in the worst possible situations. Mentally unarmed, physically overwhelmed, and emotionally unprepared. And yet... still there.

Because sometimes you’re not the hero. You’re the guy holding the ammo box wondering how it came to this.

Face it with courage or without. Sometimes it just sucks to suck.

Size: 2.5” x 3.5”

Product: Woven patch with a hook-and-loop backing (Velcro) for easy attachment.

Built for gear and packs.